Comfort Food Avocado Shrimp

Comfort Food Avocado ShrimpAvocados are extra! They are extra satisfying when spread on a piece of toast! They make an extra yummy dip for your chips! They're also extra easy to tell when they're ripe! This particular Avocado has extra extra! Extra cuddles compared to your average avocado and extra avocadoness compared to your average giant plush! 15 squishy inches of green squishiness! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!

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